July 2011
7 posts
Work sucked
danzenberger:
Tonite was not my night, i dropped a gallon of tarter sauce which promptly exploded on impact, then 20mins later i spilled half a gallon of cocktail sauce all over my work area. That stuff will. not. come. off. Oh and having two bitchy waitresses verbally assault me didn’t help either.
Work sucked tonight.
snaddis:
Apparently when you aren’t properly trained to do something, superiors feel the need to embarrass you in front of the entire staff by leaving a note that everyone can see and also tell other employees exactly what you did to fuck up.
only 5 more weeks till I quit.
FMJ
fillingtheblank:
Fuck my job. I don’t wanna go. I hate it there. Who would want to spend 7 hours around a bunch of fake-ass co-workers and a supervisor that makes your life a living hell?
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I don't know why I stoped doing this.
I’m sorry but I’m back now. feel free to submit stories. http://fumyjob.tumblr.com/submit
I’ve got one for you guys.
I work in retail. In a very popular big box store. It’s my job to help “guests” find what they are looking for. For the most part I try to avoid doing this. But the other day A guy had come to me looking for help. He was an older man whom him...
i fucking hate working for my boss at my cafe job. he’s actually a psychotic asshole who has more mood swings in a day than i do in a month. everyone just tells me to quit but they have absolutely no fucking idea what he’s like. when i tell him i want to leave he’s going to get incredibly aggressive and bring up reasons why i shouldn’t and make it seem like i’m in...
fuks this...
i wish i was being humped by a 120 lb dog right now… or hack sawing my own head off… fuk i’d even eat vomit off my own tampon… sure, i say that now, but what are my alternatives… ‘nothing to loose’ ‘full tilt’ ‘breaking point’ ‘catharsis’? what’s the rant about ’trusting yourself when the worlds gone...
February 2011
1 post
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August 2010
9 posts
: I have to sleep. →
I’m not at home anymore, so I’m back in reality.
That reality includes me hating my job, and really not wanting to even look at that place anymore. I have a little over a month left, but I just want to be done. My boss is stupid, and I hate doing fucking deliveries. Tomorrow I get to deliver to…
What I did at work today..
onesandzeroes:
used a hacksaw to literally cut off a dog’s head, then break it’s neck, disconnect it’s head from it’s body and put it in a bag to be shipped to the lab.
got humped by a 120 lb dog, was pinned to the gravel/cement, had to reach into my pocket and get my cell phone to call someone to come tear the dog off of me.
watched a dog vomit up a used tampon.
I can’t wait for this day to...
AHAHAHA
porn-ninja:
I do this to people at work. When I have to go up for backup, I stand there and do what I need to do then when a bunch of people start to line up Im like “Fuck this shit” then turn off the light. Then I’m like
LOL U MAD?
there's a bomb outside, but keep answering those...
We had a bomb scare at my hospital about two months ago. My manager never had to evacuate our facility with patients present, so instead of alerting us to follow protocol she didn’t say anything to anyone. I only knew what was going on because my shared office had a front row seat to the bomb squad.
There has been no mention of or apologies for the lack of control from our management...
i just got home from work and i have to be back in...
(via ericjameshalvorsen)
Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius:... →
SOOOO. I work at Subway. My manager is an idiot. The owner of the store hates him, and wants to replace him with me. But I have college going on for me, so I cannot handle managing on top of that. Anyway. Today, my manager decided he “couldn’t handle it” and didn’t show up for work today. No call,…
Dear Kimberly:
drgrizzly:
LISTEN, BITCH. I PUT MY TWO WEEKS IN. GET OVER IT. STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD. IM QUITTING. GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
It's so awesome...
duckstreet:
when you’re not respected at work. Especially when you’re the only employee who does their job with no questions asked and also fills in at the drop of a pin for the other employees that flake out all the time.
God, I fucking hate my job.
Could I just quit and be hired where I’m doing my internship. That would be amazing.
July 2010
35 posts
“Maybe Starbucks should pay for my creative writing degree because what the fuck...”
– Me, today at work. (via americanaquariumdrinker)
ryn.: i really want a new job →
no one at my place of work can ever fucking do anything, so i have to work 10 times fucking harder.
i’m so siiiiick of it, and if i didn’t have a car to pay off i would most likely quit, and just hope i could find a new job.
my manager sucks at getting me off on time, so i have to fucking spend…
It's Nothing New: I Hate Work →
I hate my place of employment. They’re so disorganized. After hurting my ankle last week in Disney World, my doctor told me not to go in until Wednesday (7/28). Then I went to the Union (which I’m apart of to keep my sanity for the employer), they told me it was fine but that I still needed to go…
ffffffuuuuuu
porn-ninja:
Today at work, some guy tried to pick me up and take me to a bar. He must have been like 40 something and he looked like a rapist. He was all “I could really go for some coke and rum and you look like you could use some, what time do you get off? Maybe I can take you to this really good bar” and I’m like
UGH. He was all rude and shit and I was like
UGH JUST BUY WHATEVER IT IS...
been at my job for 13 years and last month my boss was so busy he hired 7 new guys now today he tells me if i work over the holiday weekend that their wont b any work for the middle of next week. wtf how u gonna be busy enough to hire people and then tell guys like me that u dont know what ur going to do im so fustraded.dont know anymore.FUCK MY JOB!!!! and FUCK MY BOSS!!!!
I have worked at Staples for almost a year (July 16 will complete that year). I’m a student, so I was just looking for an easy way to make money so I could have some luxuries before I’m broke in college. Luckily, Staples hired me and the dream was fulfilled.
For a long time, I was a cashier, and that SUCKED. There was nothing to do because we’re only busy 25% of the time, during...
Casual Talk.
Waitress: Here you go... Is the lighting okay?
Customer: Well, I'd actually like some candles over.. right here.
Waitress: O-oh, okay..?
Customer: Oh! And uh.. A tiki torch over at that corner.
"mind shits": What is this, I don't even. →
let’s get one thing straight, random best buy customer…
if you need me to try three different credit cards because you’re not sure any of your accounts have at least $50 in them, today might not be the day for you to be buying a new X-Box, digital camera, and iPod touch.
you clearly have more…
La Vida Es Un Carnaval...: People are annoying.... →
People are annoying. Kids are annoying. So they transferred me to another work site, located in South Bronx in a CHURCH and some of these kids need a good ass-whopping. Unfortunately, I can’t tether them to a pole and beat them senseless. Jesus, kids and Miss LaVida do not mix. I told Chocobear I…
Go Away!
curtcole:
My boss has spent the whole day peering over my shoulder. She is in super paranoid mode, which in my opinion is appropriate.
I'm Just An Intern
Okay, so I don’t utterly hate my job (well, it’s been two days), but I find it kind of crazy how, on the first day:
it was just me and one other girl, even though they expected 12 flippin interns.
And it also turns out they weren’t expecting us yesterday.
Long story short, we started from the 23rd floor, got passed around like currency, and ended up on the 2nd floor.
The Team Leader at my job, a.k.a. the assistant manager for the night shift, is a hypocritical bitch. Except she’s the kind of bitch who tries to pretend like she isn’t a bitch. Tonight, she went and sat in the office and talked to the night manager about days off during the holidays for two hours. While she was gone, we got everything stocked and cleaned. She came back up, and bitched...
WOMEN RULE boys drool: Dear Co-Worker →
I would like to start by thanking you for taking the time to assist me when I ask for it and when I need it. You’ve made this transition to a new job easy. However, when it comes to computers and the programs on them I am pretty sure I don’t need your help. When I am helping a customer, typing up…
i hate working for a complete fucking idiot.
vanityandpride:
technically i don’t work for her, but she’s full time and i’m not. the best part? i do about 10x more work than her lazy ass who sits at her computer and eats her weight in food because she’s on a new “diet” where she has to eat constantly.
right. who made that diet? HOSTESS?!
anyways. i’m exhausted and her stupidity literally gave me a migraine today. so excuse me while i go...
“It is not work that kills men, it is worry. Work is healthy; you can hardly put...”
– Henry Ward Beecher (via ccarpenter1)
everything was beautiful and nothing hurt: By... →
By seven last night, it was completely empty at work. The morning special sale had left little to buy and most people had finished their shopping by seven PM. I got off at eight. Time moves the slowest when there are no customers.
Kristin and I were sitting behind the counter, chatting about…
becoming-bee:
I might work somewhere where even the instruction booklet tells us about the importance of ‘impulse buys’ and that sells overpriced junk that no one really needs, but sometimes a tiny child will ask to play a game (one of those ones where everyone wins a prize) and be so excited by what he wins that it makes me smile and I don’t hate the place quite as much as usual.
ilikesenoritas:
Should be getting ready for work but, Im really not in the mood to deal with people and their stupid questions. Plus folding piles and piles of clothes really isnt my thing.
Drastic Measures: Worst morning →
So I work at a front desk (condos) & this lovely morning I got a phone from a resident who had been bitching about contractors working all this past week. So he lets me know to call board of directors. Mind you Ive done this numerous times before so I didnt call right away ; I waited for maybe…
Reason why I hate my job #1
dan-ers:
My name tag says “Dane A”. People confuse it for “Dana” all the time and think I’m a woman. B/c woman have facial hair and talk in a deep voice like I do, I totally understand why they get confused and assume this.
DO I LOOK LIKE A HAIRY LEZBO TO YOU GUYS?!!?
I know when I used to shave my face, I looked like a flat chested high school girl who had a deep mannish voice and a pair of...
the world is lazy: 5 Things You Probably Do While... →
1. Take all the hangers off your clothes before you give them to me at the register
This actually isn’t so bad if you also give me the hangers, but 99% of the time you either stash them somewhere on the floor or leave them on the counter. In terms of things that actually accrue more work for me,…
Bartender woes.
Last week, the man who comes to my bar every. single. day. and has 2-3 margaritas, complains about his life, and hits on me every chance he gets, apparently rufie-ed himself and was shit-faced after 1.5 drinks. This led to him hiccuping, slurring, closing the bar, and then falling asleep on it with both of my bosses there to witness. My boss and I had to drive him home, where we discovered that he...
Here’s my passive aggressive note of the day
malty:
Hey coworker who opened and ate half of my Greek yogurt. What the duce? Pretty sure you make more money then me. And you are probably fatter then me. And you know why?! BECAUSE YOU EAT OTHER PEOPLE’S FOOD.
I’m hungry.
I hate you.
Sincerely,
Kaylinn
This is how I talk to people at work when they try...
Coworker 1: I hate hitting animals on the road, it's so icky and poor thing has to die,
Coworker 2: I know, it's so sad, One time I hit a dog and I circled around to put it on the sidewalk.
Coworker 1: Awwwww, that's so sad. Mark told me he hit a cat once on the free way.
Coworker 2: Oh my god! That's bad! Why didn't you try to avoid it Mark?
Me: Well, the cat wanted to die so he decided to run across the free way while I was driving.
Coworker 2: Aww but it wanted to get across the street! You could have swerved!
Me: Oh no, That bitch ass cat. IT shouldn't have ran across while I was driving.
Coworker 2: Well it doesn't know any better!
Me: (in a ghetto ass voice)Oohh girlll, I was in a hurry that day, and I was not going to get no write up for that cat. And I was not about to swerve and die for that cat. I ain't got time to die yet, I got bills to pay!
Coworker 1: Fo' real huh?
Coworker 2: That's so sad.
Me: No it ain't, I'm still alive! Shoo, if I tried to go back and put that cat on the side of the road, my ass is gon' be that cat that I hit, DEAD. You crazy, I touchin' no dead animals, uh uh(shake my head).
I Do Nothing
Well I do nothing at my job except sit there and get bitched at for no reason at all over things I have no control over or have any idea what they are talking about. I was pulled from all my duties and really have no jbo title anymore. I am forced to sit here and watch my co-worker do all the work and get yelled at 24/7. I am supopsily her back up yet when she is out they don’t send my...
Fucking Finally
I stood up for my damn self. When you know your boss is a creep and violates company policy, it’s about time to do something. After working for the same company since July of 2008 I sent an online complaint filing for harassment, violating company policy and discrimination. Suck on that. I forgot to mention that my father is a lawyer, so you can forget about your job asshole. I hope they...
Reblogging
If you already have something posted on tumbler about how much your job sucks let me know and I can reblog it here.
Misery loves company.