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I hate hitting animals on the road, it's so icky and poor thing has to die,
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I know, it's so sad, One time I hit a dog and I circled around to put it on the sidewalk.
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Awwwww, that's so sad. Mark told me he hit a cat once on the free way.
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Oh my god! That's bad! Why didn't you try to avoid it Mark?
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Well, the cat wanted to die so he decided to run across the free way while I was driving.
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Aww but it wanted to get across the street! You could have swerved!
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Oh no, That bitch ass cat. IT shouldn't have ran across while I was driving.
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Well it doesn't know any better!
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(in a ghetto ass voice)Oohh girlll, I was in a hurry that day, and I was not going to get no write up for that cat. And I was not about to swerve and die for that cat. I ain't got time to die yet, I got bills to pay!
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Fo' real huh?
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That's so sad.
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No it ain't, I'm still alive! Shoo, if I tried to go back and put that cat on the side of the road, my ass is gon' be that cat that I hit, DEAD. You crazy, I touchin' no dead animals, uh uh(shake my head).
